i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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