we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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