And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
