I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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