I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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