all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
