You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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