Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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