what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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