I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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