508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Vodka?
Forever.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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