This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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