omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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