Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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