i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
