in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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