tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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