what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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