I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
