part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize