either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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