belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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