Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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