They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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