i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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