They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish I only lived at night.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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