I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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