She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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