she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
