My friends, they love my intelligence
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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