Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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