walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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