i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I understand Curling. That high.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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