chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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