Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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