now i know why i became what i already was.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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