**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
