I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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