i was born a porn star she said
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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