i think i have two assholes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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