i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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