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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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