I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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