he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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