Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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