You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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