eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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