I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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