Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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