I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
They took my balls.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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