Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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