we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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