nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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