it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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