Tell her she can't have a vagina
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
