i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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